Christmas Break

I'm off visiting family for christmas so there wont be any updates for a while, merry christmas and happy new year everyone. Lacey

The Charming Holly Marie Combs

Holly Marie Combs,

the actress who managed to keep Charmed watchable for eight seasons, long after the departure of Shannen Doherty (the only other talented gal on the show) with her fabulous acting skills turns 35 today.

God I love this woman and I'd kill for her gorgeous hair, hopefully her pilot for the US version of the BBC's Mistresses will get picked up and I can start watchin her again.

Happy Birthday Holly! Best Wishes.

Mahna Mahna

Bree: all drugged up - Hilarious!

From Last nights episode of Desperate Housewives, after the fire of clique ridden doom left Orson with a broken nose his snoring has developed to that of (what Bree refers to as) a terrified elephant summoning it's herd, which is so loud it's making her sleep deprived. Anyway she takes one too many sleeping tablets (thanks to Orson’s meddling) and ends up going to a work project in an hilarious state.

01/12/08 - AIDS Day

The day for raising awareness of AIDS and to honour people who have died from HIV/AIDS on this day.

Found some stats up on wikipedia (dont know how accurate they are):

"AIDS has killed more than 25 million people between 1981 and 2007, and an estimated 33 million people worldwide live with HIV as of 2007, making it one of the most destructive epidemics in recorded history. Despite recent, improved access to antiretroviral treatment and care in many regions of the world, the AIDS epidemic claimed an estimated 2 million lives in 2007, of which about 270,000 were children."

I had no idea just how many people were being affected by the disease, quite the eye opener.

Filthy Rainbow puppets

Rainbow: the adventures of Bungle the bear, Zippy the football headed thing and George the effeminate Hippo. Awww I loved Rainbow it was so camp and crappy, kinda like a low-budget version of sesame street.
Anyway I hadn't watched it in ages and started feeling nostalgic so I went searching for a clip or two on YouTube when I came across this naughty little video; I can only presume that it wasn't aired on TV, ever. lol.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0XcxrWc7M (sorry about all the links but I'm having trouble uploading videos directly to the blog, I'll try and fix that soon)

LOST - January 2009

Finally found a Trailer for the fifth season of Lost starting next year; around 3/4 of clips from season 4 with a few random and un-informative clips from the upcoming season. Not the greatest of trailers but we know It's gonna rock anyway, It's the best series on TV, not my favourite but most deffinatley the best in quality.

If the video's taking too long follow the link back to youtube:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ODT_9NX2h9o

Penis? I never noticed that - I HATE this Fucker!

Lollipop: Must mistake me, you're the sucker.

Britney Spears performed her hit single Womanizer on the X-Factor here in the UK last night and she was pritty frickin amazing (If she was singing live, i think she was?) This has got to be my favourite song of hers ever.period. Looks like she's finally pulled herself together and is back on track, I can't wait to get her new album - Circus, it'll be released on her birthday in America and here soon adter hopefully.


Anyway just thought i'd upload the video,
doesnt she look better now?

Blossom "Interview"

Buttercup "Interview

Bubbles "Interview"

10 Years of Sugar, Spice and Everything Nice

The Powerpuff Girls; the Emmy award-winning American animated cartoon show Created by Craig McCracken first aired ten years ago today, produced by Hanna-Barbera in the better years and then by Cartoon Network Studios, who took over production and raped the show of everything and anything that made it entertaining.

Staring the three superpowered girls, each with their own colour, hairstyle, personality and matching freakishly larged heads:

• Bubbles = the annoyingly sweet, blue-eyed blonde with the ability to talk with squirrels AKA the moronic one.

• Buttercup = the tough tomboy with a mean streak and a love of green AKA the butch one.

• Blossom = the vain and brainy red head with a penchant for pink, the self-proclaimed leader of the powerpuff gang with shiny, shiny hair AKA the Bitchy one.(my favourite)

Man I forgot how much I loved this show, the violence, the stupidity, it was awesome.

I'll try and find some clips and i'll put them up later on

Desperate Housewives, meets fiery soap opera cliche of doom .

Preview of tonights viewings of the Lane, it seems Marc Cherry and Co are now into dishing out cliche ridden plot points to fill up this season, tonights addition? a fire. how imaginative. Not that I won't be sitting down and watching, hoping beyond hope that Jackson dies but c'mon first a hurricane now a fire? tone it down a bit people.please.

Found a ton of sneek peaks on youtube, follow the below links: Beware SPOILERS!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jFzPzvSRj1o

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KR1_DPOuDaQ

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SsiHgZLmgt4

ttp://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IArvX4yl56g

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TJeuazDFNsI

Random Political Rant

A Hero is born, thirteen years ago...

Noah Gray-Cabey,

the pint-size hero turns thirteen today,

apparently best known for his role as Franklin Aloyisious Mumford in the ABC sitcom My Wife and Kids but he's just simply Micah Sanders to me (well probably not anymore seeing as though they killed Niki off, i doubt we'll be seeing him very often).

When I looked him up it turns out he's already won two Young Artist awards and a Future Classic award, for such a young guy he's doing very well for himself, bravo Noah and happy birthday.

Lynette threatens Ann (and it is GOOD!)

My ultimate favourite clip from desperate housewives episode 5x08 - Lynette teaches skanky Ann not to mess with one of her babies by slamming her around a couple of times. It's Glorious.

Disney Desperate Housewives

The Blogger returns..

Thought I'd start the blog up again with a quick summary of this weeks joyous anniversary's:

Tuesday - The fabulous American Sweetheart Julia Roberts turned 41, she celebrated on Monday night with a bunch of super famous stars at a dinner in San Francisco. When interviewed about a possible Pretty Woman sequel she merely stated "No one wants to see an old hooker, do they?" - priceless, simply priceless, definitely my all-time favourite quote from here on out.

Friday - The fifteenth anniversary of the talented River Phoenix's death, he died of an overdose of heroin and cocaine on Halloween morning 1993 at age 23. A little morbid, I know but he was a great actor in need of rememberence.

Anyway's

HAPPY HALLOWEEN everyone, it's great to be back,

Lacey

Lacey - Anouncement

I thought I should apologize for the lack of new posts, I've been having a huge spy ware problem so I haven't been able to come online for a couple of weeks, I promise I'll try and update as soon as I can - Lacey

"You're Gonna Love Tomorrow" Sneak Peak 3

Gabby's turn, seems she's become the pudgy un-kept housewife and I've gotta say I'm lovin the change, I was getting tired of the same old look of perfection most of the time and Eva and the two little girls playing her daughters look absolutely cute together.

"You're Gonna Love Tomorrow" Sneak Peak 2

Susan and her new squeeze (Jackson), apparently since she's divorced Mike Susan's finally grown up and become tougher and far more responsible as well as finally ditching her waif-like wardrobe and that skanky head of hair for a far more classier look. From the look of the trailer she may have a few secrets of her own as she's crawling out of a crashed car, which should be a little more entertaining than Susan's regular love-triangle plot lines.

"You're Gonna Love Tomorrow" Sneak Peak

With the premiere like two weeks away I went searching for some more gossip on the new Desperate Housewives season and I finally came upon some pics (probably months old by now) so I thought I'd post them starting with Edie Britt whose returning to Wisteria Lane five years since the gals deemed her invisible and unworthy of being a lead housewife, bringing along her new husband played by Neal McDonough, who, from what i've read has some secrets of his own and is out for revenge.


Is it me or do they look like Fag&Hag rather than husband and wife?? (YAY Karen''s back!!)

Happy Tree Friends

HA! I never knew crane machines were this dangerous, I love all the animals their so cute.

UK BB9 - And the Winner is....

RACHEL

Yes, after thirteen weeks in the big brother house Rachel, a trainee teacher from wales was crowned the winner of BB9 here in the UK. Despite being labelled a "boring" Disney character and accused as being fake throughout the series by a vast majority of her housemates who claimed her extremely positive and kind personality as being a mere ploy to reach the final week, Rachel beat her fellow finalists with 51.3% of the public vote.

Thank God that she won, I couldn't stand to watch Mikey and Rachel really did deserve to win, she put up with a ton of crap throughout the entirety of the series, defended and comforted those who needed it, stood up to bullying Alex and called Bex and Jen on their slating of Rex behind his back whilst never lowering herself to compete in such snide bitching sessions herself.

Congratulations Rachel, you deserve it chick!

As for the rest of the finalists positioning: Mikey came in second, Sara in third, Rex in fourth and Darnell in fifth, BB's over officially and this bunch of losers won't be gracing our screens again, with the vast aray of stupidity, abuse and down right crapness I can't wait for next year, roll on the new bunch of morons!! Hooray!

Desperate Ladies of the Lane - It's coming!!!!!!!

90210 the 2nd

Yes Bitches it's back, the fabulous Beverly Hills 90210 has been resurected eight years since its finale and revamped to suit the new generations need of attractive rich teens frolicking in the Hills. Ive gotta admit I had some reservations when I first heard abother spin off was going to be produced, as a pritty die hard fan I did'nt want them to ruin my memories of the original series, but once I heard that BRENDA WALSH was returning I was hooked.

I love, love love! Shannen Doherty and the show was never as good without her in it, I dont care what people say about her she's a wonderfull actress who takes her career very seriously and that focused professiolaism can make less dedicated actors uncomfortable, first with Jennie Garth in Beverly Hills and then again with that bony skank Alyssa Milano in Charmed.

After watching the first to episodes I'm already impressed, I did'nt think i'd like any of the younger characters - but I actually do give a crap about them and their high school dramas and then getting to watch Brenda return to the pit, well I hav'nt stopped smiling since i'll deffinately be tuning in for the rest of the season, well y'know just until Tori Spellings ugly mug turns up again *shudder*

UK BB9 - And so the cookie crumbles...

Awwww, the tears were flowing freely tonight as the surprise eviction stole Greedy Mo-Mo and Kat the cookie monster from the Big Brother house. I have to say I was disgusted how the crowd booed Kathreya as she left the house in a bathrobe crying her poor little heart out, I understand that people may not have wanted her to win but she's done absolutely nothing wrong and didn't deserve to have such a cold reception.

With only a few remaining days until the finale this Friday I'm absolutely stumped as to who's gonna win this year, the bookies have Mikey as the winner (please NO!) but I'm leaning more towards Sara or Rex, mind you I'd like Rachel to win as well, I like housemates who've been "bullied" by other housemates and rose above it.

Beverly Hills returning on tuesday - OMFG!

BB9 UK - Evictee: Lisa and her 25 grand cheque

So, rather than the anticipated Wednesday night eviction, Davina and the ever-surprising Big Brother dished out a whopping 25,000 pounds to both Lisa and Sara after they had been nominated for eviction by their fellow housemates in a face to face surprise nominations which made the two ladies eligible for winning part of or all of a 50,000 prize separate from the winners fund which one housemate will receive next week during the finale. The two were called into the task room where they agreed to share the money equally resulting in celebrations and jealousy from some of their "friends" back in the house.


When Friday night rolled around it was Lisa who was given the boot over the sweet Aussie, a late comer to the show, Davina (looking ridiculous this week) informed us that the votes were extremely close with Lisa just scrapping enough for her to go, a mere week from the shows finale.

Desperate Housewives, Promo revealled

Hooray!!!! The Desperate ladies of Wisteria Lane are coming back for their 5th season which picks up the characters lives five years into the future as seen in the season four finale flash-forward thing, I was a little skeptical about the leap but it looks pretty dam good now, the season begins airing in the US on the 28th of September and here in the UK early October.

Watch the new promo and the behind the scenes making of that very same promo on youtube (below link), It's definitely not as good as the last one which was brilliant but hey Marcia still looks fabulous and that's all I give a crap about to be honest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLpvlbQSEsU

We're off to see the wizard!..for the 69th frickin time.

Sixty nine years ago today the phenomenon that is The Wizard Of Oz was released to the world, forever entwining Judy Garland's Dorothy into every future generation of society, exciting I know. But how will you be celebrating this devastatingly insignificant anniversary? I decided to indulge in a little Futurama and Leela's trip to the land of Oz in her fabulous ruby red boots, mainly because I'm sick to death of watching the actual film itself.

UK BB9 - Evictee: Skanky Nicole

Lisa, Nicole and Sara were put up for nomination this week, hardly surprising really: As of Friday Nicole has f**king gone!!! Hooray!!

The High maintenance bitch was chucked out of the BB house with a whopping 94% of the public vote, breaking Big Brother history. As she left the house the trusty crowd barraged the skank with a round of ear-shattering boos, with not even one cheer she's become one of the most hated BB contestants ever to grace our screens.

When Davina had dragged the tramp down into the studio she demonstrated the delicious loathing of a housemate that's been missing since she grilled the Uber-bitch Jen all those weeks ago, barely smiling at Nicole and calling on her mistreatment of her fellow housemate Mikey during the Thriller task (God I love Davina) leaving the blonde mess spluttering out the same crap over and over again about her liking Mikey and blah blah bla.....basically Nicole just ended looking like a twat to be honest and I'm glad she's gone. End of.

Mighty Morphing Transgender Ranger

As someone who grew up during the 90's I vividly remember the outbreak of the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers upon the western world, the vivid coloured costumes, the megazords, the terrible American actors and the ridiculous "fight" scenes. However Ive always wondered why exactly, out of the two female rangers only the Pink power ranger had a cute little skirt but the Yellow one didn't, so I decided to explore further.

Turns out that although the yellow ranger was a girl in the American version, in the original Japanese program Kyōryū Sentai Zyuranger The yellow ranger was in fact male hence no little skirt on his uniform, when comparing pictures of the two suited rangers I can't believe i never noticed that it was a dude, what with the broad shoulders, lack of curves and the slight bulge in the groin area, god knows how they passed him off as a woman, bravo Saban, Bravo indeed.

Talk about yabba dabba doo!!

Found this whilst browsing youtube, it's a commercial for Dove products featuring three of Hanna-Barbera's leading ladies from three of their classic cartoons,

1. Wilma from the Flintstones,
2. that Dyke one from Scooby-Doo
3. whats-a-face from the Jetsons.

The last two still look crap after their Dove "make-overs" but wow! Wilma looks extra foxy, deffinatley an improvement worthy of advertising lol

Holy crap Batman, your in the clear!

A little late but Christian Bale, star of the new batman film has had the charges of assault upon his mother and sister dropped due to a lack of sufficient evidence. The two women had claimed the 34 year old star had attacked them at the Dorchester Hotel in London, Bale denied the allegations, choosing to turn himself over to the police after the Dark Knights premiere.

Even so is Christian Bale a capital P psycho or are his closest family connections jealous and simply wanting a pieece of the actors pay check?

Her Madgesty's 50th

The icon that is Madonna turns 50 today, after a lifetime of hits from a career spanning across almost four decades she now hits another milestone of her life.

Madge intends to celebrate entering her fifty's with a birthday tour cleverly entitled 'Madonna at 50'.

When asked to comment about her transition into another stage of life she simply said "Fuck you. I'm 50. That's what I'm going to say when I turn 50, Sorry."

Ha! damn she's brilliant, happy birthday Madge, many happy returns.

UK BB9 - Evictee: Stuart

Eviction night at the Big Brother house here in the UK and i've gotta say, THANK GOD Stuart got booted out with 59% of the public vote. He's been an entertaining guy to watch and not bad to look at but when a housemate keeps going on and on and on about wanting to leave the BBhouse they deserve to be kicked out. By his reaction to Davina announcing his name he was thrilled to be getting the hell outta there and back to his mum and little daughter in the real world. After a poorly conducted crowd surf landed him on his tantalising ass he went on to kiss give Davina a sneaky kiss and revealed his favourite housemate to win; Mikey as well as demonstrating his clear self-esteem issues and need for acceptance leaving me in a state of utter guilt for wanting him gone all week.

Despite the fans attending the live show booing "boring" Rachel, she's clearly got a ton of fans out there, the bookies have named her one of the favourites to win the 9th season (I doubt she will actually win though) but i'm glad she'll be around for another week at the very least but i hope to god that Greedy, Greedy MO-Mo and that stuck up biatch Nicole get put up for nomination next week, no way should they get to go to the final week.

"sex, drugs and rock'n'roll"

I've barely read the first Potter book and I'm not a hardcore fan to say the least but this Looks simply fanfrickintastic, the next potter installment Director, David Yates dubbed Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince the "sex, drugs and rock'n'roll" Potter film - awesome.

Grace turns 40

The Fabulous Debra Messing turned 40 today and I gotta say she still looks amazing, mind you celebs have turned the 40's into the new 30's and what forty-something year old celeb doesn’t look friggin fantastic nowadays (thanks to a quick nip and tuck here and there) I hope she gets some decent work soon, It seems all the Will & Grace gang have disappeared into the background since the show ended, such a shame!

P.s. Ben Affleck (talent-less ass) was also expelled from his mothers uterus thirty seven years ago today too, forcing upon the world the abomination of films such as Daredevil, cheers for that Jackass.

Star Wars: Will the franchise NEVER end?

Star Wars: The Clone Wars hits the cinemas today, a 3D CGI film set between the continuity of the 2nd and 3rd films that will initiate the run of an animated tv series of the same name.

I'll admit that i'm a fan of the film saga but I think it's time for Lucas to put aside the whole Star Wars universe and perhaps..y'know try doing something NEW for a change.

Anyway the animation's got a cartoonish feel but i dunno whether true Star Wars fans will be pleased or embarrassed by the film, but with the voice talents of Seth Green, Christopher Lee and Samuel L Jackson it can't be too bad, right?.. right?

There's tons of trailers for the film and series over at the star wars website:

http://starwars.com/video/view/000478.html

Laceytown: The blog of crappy randomness

Welcome to Laceytown, The home of what will include anything and everything I decide upon posting (At my general amusement or interest) so visit for updated news, images and videos that take my fancy, that i'd like to share within this blog.

Thnx for reading, see you soon; Lacey