Beverly Hills returning on tuesday - OMFG!

BB9 UK - Evictee: Lisa and her 25 grand cheque

So, rather than the anticipated Wednesday night eviction, Davina and the ever-surprising Big Brother dished out a whopping 25,000 pounds to both Lisa and Sara after they had been nominated for eviction by their fellow housemates in a face to face surprise nominations which made the two ladies eligible for winning part of or all of a 50,000 prize separate from the winners fund which one housemate will receive next week during the finale. The two were called into the task room where they agreed to share the money equally resulting in celebrations and jealousy from some of their "friends" back in the house.


When Friday night rolled around it was Lisa who was given the boot over the sweet Aussie, a late comer to the show, Davina (looking ridiculous this week) informed us that the votes were extremely close with Lisa just scrapping enough for her to go, a mere week from the shows finale.

Desperate Housewives, Promo revealled

Hooray!!!! The Desperate ladies of Wisteria Lane are coming back for their 5th season which picks up the characters lives five years into the future as seen in the season four finale flash-forward thing, I was a little skeptical about the leap but it looks pretty dam good now, the season begins airing in the US on the 28th of September and here in the UK early October.

Watch the new promo and the behind the scenes making of that very same promo on youtube (below link), It's definitely not as good as the last one which was brilliant but hey Marcia still looks fabulous and that's all I give a crap about to be honest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLpvlbQSEsU

We're off to see the wizard!..for the 69th frickin time.

Sixty nine years ago today the phenomenon that is The Wizard Of Oz was released to the world, forever entwining Judy Garland's Dorothy into every future generation of society, exciting I know. But how will you be celebrating this devastatingly insignificant anniversary? I decided to indulge in a little Futurama and Leela's trip to the land of Oz in her fabulous ruby red boots, mainly because I'm sick to death of watching the actual film itself.

UK BB9 - Evictee: Skanky Nicole

Lisa, Nicole and Sara were put up for nomination this week, hardly surprising really: As of Friday Nicole has f**king gone!!! Hooray!!

The High maintenance bitch was chucked out of the BB house with a whopping 94% of the public vote, breaking Big Brother history. As she left the house the trusty crowd barraged the skank with a round of ear-shattering boos, with not even one cheer she's become one of the most hated BB contestants ever to grace our screens.

When Davina had dragged the tramp down into the studio she demonstrated the delicious loathing of a housemate that's been missing since she grilled the Uber-bitch Jen all those weeks ago, barely smiling at Nicole and calling on her mistreatment of her fellow housemate Mikey during the Thriller task (God I love Davina) leaving the blonde mess spluttering out the same crap over and over again about her liking Mikey and blah blah bla.....basically Nicole just ended looking like a twat to be honest and I'm glad she's gone. End of.

Mighty Morphing Transgender Ranger

As someone who grew up during the 90's I vividly remember the outbreak of the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers upon the western world, the vivid coloured costumes, the megazords, the terrible American actors and the ridiculous "fight" scenes. However Ive always wondered why exactly, out of the two female rangers only the Pink power ranger had a cute little skirt but the Yellow one didn't, so I decided to explore further.

Turns out that although the yellow ranger was a girl in the American version, in the original Japanese program Kyōryū Sentai Zyuranger The yellow ranger was in fact male hence no little skirt on his uniform, when comparing pictures of the two suited rangers I can't believe i never noticed that it was a dude, what with the broad shoulders, lack of curves and the slight bulge in the groin area, god knows how they passed him off as a woman, bravo Saban, Bravo indeed.

Talk about yabba dabba doo!!

Found this whilst browsing youtube, it's a commercial for Dove products featuring three of Hanna-Barbera's leading ladies from three of their classic cartoons,

1. Wilma from the Flintstones,
2. that Dyke one from Scooby-Doo
3. whats-a-face from the Jetsons.

The last two still look crap after their Dove "make-overs" but wow! Wilma looks extra foxy, deffinatley an improvement worthy of advertising lol

Holy crap Batman, your in the clear!

A little late but Christian Bale, star of the new batman film has had the charges of assault upon his mother and sister dropped due to a lack of sufficient evidence. The two women had claimed the 34 year old star had attacked them at the Dorchester Hotel in London, Bale denied the allegations, choosing to turn himself over to the police after the Dark Knights premiere.

Even so is Christian Bale a capital P psycho or are his closest family connections jealous and simply wanting a pieece of the actors pay check?

Her Madgesty's 50th

The icon that is Madonna turns 50 today, after a lifetime of hits from a career spanning across almost four decades she now hits another milestone of her life.

Madge intends to celebrate entering her fifty's with a birthday tour cleverly entitled 'Madonna at 50'.

When asked to comment about her transition into another stage of life she simply said "Fuck you. I'm 50. That's what I'm going to say when I turn 50, Sorry."

Ha! damn she's brilliant, happy birthday Madge, many happy returns.

UK BB9 - Evictee: Stuart

Eviction night at the Big Brother house here in the UK and i've gotta say, THANK GOD Stuart got booted out with 59% of the public vote. He's been an entertaining guy to watch and not bad to look at but when a housemate keeps going on and on and on about wanting to leave the BBhouse they deserve to be kicked out. By his reaction to Davina announcing his name he was thrilled to be getting the hell outta there and back to his mum and little daughter in the real world. After a poorly conducted crowd surf landed him on his tantalising ass he went on to kiss give Davina a sneaky kiss and revealed his favourite housemate to win; Mikey as well as demonstrating his clear self-esteem issues and need for acceptance leaving me in a state of utter guilt for wanting him gone all week.

Despite the fans attending the live show booing "boring" Rachel, she's clearly got a ton of fans out there, the bookies have named her one of the favourites to win the 9th season (I doubt she will actually win though) but i'm glad she'll be around for another week at the very least but i hope to god that Greedy, Greedy MO-Mo and that stuck up biatch Nicole get put up for nomination next week, no way should they get to go to the final week.

"sex, drugs and rock'n'roll"

I've barely read the first Potter book and I'm not a hardcore fan to say the least but this Looks simply fanfrickintastic, the next potter installment Director, David Yates dubbed Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince the "sex, drugs and rock'n'roll" Potter film - awesome.

Grace turns 40

The Fabulous Debra Messing turned 40 today and I gotta say she still looks amazing, mind you celebs have turned the 40's into the new 30's and what forty-something year old celeb doesn’t look friggin fantastic nowadays (thanks to a quick nip and tuck here and there) I hope she gets some decent work soon, It seems all the Will & Grace gang have disappeared into the background since the show ended, such a shame!

P.s. Ben Affleck (talent-less ass) was also expelled from his mothers uterus thirty seven years ago today too, forcing upon the world the abomination of films such as Daredevil, cheers for that Jackass.

Star Wars: Will the franchise NEVER end?

Star Wars: The Clone Wars hits the cinemas today, a 3D CGI film set between the continuity of the 2nd and 3rd films that will initiate the run of an animated tv series of the same name.

I'll admit that i'm a fan of the film saga but I think it's time for Lucas to put aside the whole Star Wars universe and perhaps..y'know try doing something NEW for a change.

Anyway the animation's got a cartoonish feel but i dunno whether true Star Wars fans will be pleased or embarrassed by the film, but with the voice talents of Seth Green, Christopher Lee and Samuel L Jackson it can't be too bad, right?.. right?

There's tons of trailers for the film and series over at the star wars website:

http://starwars.com/video/view/000478.html

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